If God Didn’t Want Me To Eat Animals, Why Did He Make Them Out Of Meat?
And, while we’re on the subject. . .
If God wanted me to eat pecans, why didn’t He give me nutcrackers for fingernails?
If God didn’t want me to choke you, why did He give me neck-sized palms?
If God didn’t want me to choke you, why did He give you a palm-sized neck?
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1 Ryan // Jan 16, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Ah, I’m reminded of the phrase of the wonderful, illustrious Dinosaur Comics (qwantz.com):
Your whole family is made of meat.
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That’s all.
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