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January 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment

If God Didn’t Want Me To Eat Animals, Why Did He Make Them Out Of Meat?

And, while we’re on the subject. . .

If God wanted me to eat pecans, why didn’t He give me nutcrackers for fingernails?

If God didn’t want me to choke you, why did He give me neck-sized palms?

If God didn’t want me to choke you, why did He give you a palm-sized neck?

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Tags: Brevity (The Soul of Wit) · Religion

1 response so far ↓

  • 1 Ryan // Jan 16, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    Ah, I’m reminded of the phrase of the wonderful, illustrious Dinosaur Comics (qwantz.com):

    Your whole family is made of meat.

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    That’s all.

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