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This post was brought to you by the liquid manna that is Miller High Life.

Fans of fruitier drinks can disagree, but I kind of appreciate that beer comes out of my body the same color that it comes in. I don’t feel like there’s any transfer of pigment.

I’ve never thought about it before, but I think it’s worth pointing out that when you drink water you are losing the color yellow. That’s some scary shit piss.

And what happens when I drink coke? Where does the brownness go? It’s clearly not number two, because that’s a solid.

My eyes, perhaps?

Someone needs to start a fad diet based entirely on the color wheel. I’m willing to help as long as we can somehow guaranty that I’ll be interviews by Penn Jillette.

Part of me wants to be surprised by this post in the morning, so I’m going to go drink a bunch more yellow.