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Bobby Blue Collar: “Greetings, fellow citizen!”

Winifred White Collar: “Good Morrow, Good Sir!”

Bobby Blue Collar: “Perchance, did you partake in the public polling?”

Winifred White Collar: “You mean to select the Democratic nominee for President of these United States of America? How could I not — it is my patriotic duty!”

Bobby Blue Collar: “Likewise! A noble sentiment!”

Winifred White Collar: “Every vote counts!”

Bobby Blue Collar: “For whom did you cast your ballot?”

Winifred White Collar: “Even though you and I are naught more than superficial acquaintances, I believe that I can share this deeply personal, emotional information with you without jeopardizing our goodwill. Hillary.”

Bobby Blue Collar: “I voted for Obama.”

Winifred White Collar: “Wherefore?”

Bobby Blue Collar: “Have you ever seen a likeness of that statesman giving a speech in a casual setting? He rolls up his sleeves.”

Winifred White Collar: “I didn’t know that!”

Bobby Blue Collar: “It’s true! He’s a hard worker, and his values mirror my own. I can tell by the way he likes to expose his forearms.”

Winifred White Collar: “What a fascinating insight into his character!”

Bobby Blue Collar: “What was your motivation for voting for Hillary?”

Winifred White Collar: “I’m a member of the Catholic, Caucasoid, middle-aged, upper-middle-class, suburban, colorblind, female demographic.”

Bobby Blue Collar: “Goodness, Democracy certainly is fulfilling!”

Winifred White Collar: “Well, I’m headed back to work. I care a lot about the poor, and I hope working overtime will push me into a higher tax bracket.”

Bobby Blue Collar: “Hopefully a candidate shall be chosen that will rob us of our monetary gains and distribute it amongst society’s downtrodden.”

Winifred White Collar: “YES! SOCIAL JUSTICE!”