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Daniel M

You know that thing that successful blogs do where they add “How to” at the beginning of any old title to make it more pertinent to you, the reader? Yeah, we’re doing that.

And now, how to curse for charity in seven easy steps.

Step 1: Outlaw cursing in your residence.

Step 2: For unknown reasons, possess a piggy bank shaped like a log cabin.

Step 3: Place it in a prominent location.

Step 3: Download and print out this PDF.

Step 4: Hang it on a wall near the cabin. It will look like this:

Step 5: Pledge to give all proceeds to the charity of your choice.

Step 6: Collect.

Step 7: Sit back as your money saves lives.

Do not come into my room unless you’re ready to play the game. No matter how much I like you, I will let my roomie break your kneecaps if you don’t pay for your transgressions. I’m not gonna go Nick Saban on my self-commitment to Catholic Relief Services.

*plink*

Edit: I just added hosting a Christmas-curse-a-thon to my Someday/Maybe list.