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If you and I were running at each other from opposite ends of a football field, and every ten seconds we halved the remaining distance between us, how long would it take until it became seriously awkward?
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If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody’s around, does anyone give a fuck?
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I mean, really.
4 responses so far ↓
1 Michael D // Oct 4, 2007 at 7:52 am
Question 1: Yes. See: Appalachian Mountains
Question 2: About a minute and 10 seconds. I did the math; I’m really bored
Question 3: Probably not
2 Ben Dubroc // Oct 8, 2007 at 10:29 am
It’s true.
As my grandfather, the late Sam Dubroc, said after I informed him of my major (and over a couple of southern comforts that did wonders to his Cajun-English): “A philosopher is a person who can talk for an hour and say nothing.”
3 Ryan // Oct 19, 2007 at 8:24 am
Erm, I think the quote you’re looking for is “brevity is the *soul* of wit.”
4 Daniel M // Nov 4, 2007 at 3:18 am
Oh man, that’s embarrassing.
I could fake it and say that I meant to do that, but it’s totally not worth it.
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