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Daniel M

You can always count on the internet to give you the oddest of the oddest. I keep on reading because I keep on laughing.

If my future children ever ask me if they can have sex before marriage, I’m not going to give them an answer. I’m simply going to tell the story of Tiffany Sutton.

According to police reports, the victim, 46-year-old Robert McDaniel, agreed to be tied up during sex but became alarmed and asked to be untied when Sutton pulled out a knife and said she liked to drink blood. Sutton then attacked him, slicing his leg, puncturing his arm, shoulder and back and cutting his neck and stomach. When he escaped, she chased him with a pickax.

Sutton’s attorney, Elizabeth Houck, told the judge at Tuesday’s hearing that she suffers from a personality disorder that causes instability and has taken responsibility for her actions, according to the East Valley Tribune.

Houck wrote in a sentencing memo that prison records show Sutton thought she was a vampire for the first several weeks she was in jail.

I’ll make a smooth exit before the shock/laughter wears off.

Along the same vein, there is a non-zero chance that a future child of mine will ask me if there is any truth to the rumor that masturbation leads to blindness.

The answer is, of course, sometimes.