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Bobby Blue Collar: “Greetings, fellow citizen!”
Winifred White Collar: “Good Morrow, Good Sir!”
Bobby Blue Collar: “Perchance, did you partake in the public polling?”
Winifred White Collar: “You mean to select the Democratic nominee for President of these United States of America? How could I not — it is my patriotic duty!”

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Daniel M
If you’ve ever turned an eye towards any social network site, you’ve probably noticed the internet’s obsession with presidential candidate Ron Paul. He is strictly against everything that doesn’t start with a C and rhyme with pollution, including inflation, taxation, UN representation, government regulation, and practically every single administration. He’s recently […]

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Sam M
BATON ROUGE, LA – The Target off I-10 East near Denham Springs ascended to new heights of power this weekend, becoming the prophesied First Supertarget after witnessing the bankrupting of his childhood friend, the Denham Springs Winn-Dixie, by a new Wal-Mart.

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Could God make a rock so large that he Himself would procrastinate about moving it?
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If you and I were running at each other from opposite ends of a football field, and every ten seconds we halved the remaining distance between us, how long would it take until it became seriously awkward?
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If a tree falls in […]

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A wave of potential trespassers and thieves at the Larson household, Acadian Lane, was repelled last Sunday by the fearless family hound, Mr. Snuffles.

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