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Circumcision

August 16th, 2008 · 3 Comments

There are a few things that I currently understand. There are a lot of things that I will eventually understand. There are things that I will never understand, but I have confidence that I could understand if I spent time with a skilled teacher.
And then there are things that I cannot, will not, […]

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Tags: Sex · Musings · Religion · Politics · Rants

Message D’amour pour les Enfants

July 20th, 2008 · 4 Comments

What does this look like to you?

If you said “two nude lovers locked in a passionate embrace,” then, congratulations, your mind is as corrupt as mine.  If you said “eight dolphins leaping playfully out of the water,” then, please, stop reading my blog.
Supposedly, young children are unable to recognize erotic scenes.  Their minds make some […]

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Data Table of Datability II: The Feds Strike Back

June 17th, 2008 · 2 Comments

In my last post, I graphed the mathematical formula governing the social acceptability of age disparities in romantic relationships.  Not knowing how to live in moderation, I opened up that nifty graphing program and made a graph of my state’s statutory rape laws. 

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Tags: Diagram · Sex

Data Table of Datability

June 11th, 2008 · 6 Comments

Wikipedia may have the readability of a Newspeak-Tapioca pudding, but you have to love the topics it covers. For instance, did you know that there is a mathematical formula governing the social acceptability of age disparities in romantic relationships?
I checked, and Encyclopedia Britannica ain’t got diddle on the subject.

I’m an economics major. This means three […]

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Tags: Diagram · Sex · Pop Culture

Tongue in (Your) Cheek

February 13th, 2008 · No Comments

I plan on putting this on my desk Thursday night.  It’s just passive enough to avoid sexual harassment charges, but just active enough to make me look like a complete idiot.
I’m trying to get into the habit of hedging my bets.  Two dollars says that I’ll end up even more jaded at the end of […]

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Tags: Brevity (The Soul of Wit) · Sex · Topical

Internet Roundup I: All You People are Vampires

October 25th, 2007 · No Comments

Daniel M
You can always count on the internet to give you the oddest of the oddest. I keep on reading because I keep on laughing.
If my future children ever ask me if they can have sex before marriage, I’m not going to give them an answer. I’m simply going to tell the story […]

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Tags: Internet Round-Up · Sex

These Colors Don’t Run!

September 24th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Daniel M
This post is rated AO for language and sexual themes. If you can’t handle that, don’t click on read more, and don’t you dare judge me. If I’m old enough to get drafted and bleed out on foreign soil, I’m old enough to talk about whatever happens to be on my mind.
Let me throw […]

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Tags: Sex · Topical · Musings

Giraffes, Squirrels, Birds, Bees, and that F**ed up Platypus

August 26th, 2007 · 3 Comments

I imagine that God has a wicked sense of humor. If Jesus wept, then I imagine that he laughed as well.

Sometimes segues are hard to come by.

I’ve never really understood why most people are squeamish when they imagine their parents having sex.

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Tags: CTS Classics · Sex · Memoirs · Religion