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How much would you expect a simple packet of loose-leaf paper to cost?
Two dollars?  Maybe three?
You’ll imagine my surprise when my state university’s bookstore charged me 5.87.  How could they possibly justify such a price?
By putting the words “eco-friendly” on the front cover.
I asked the cashier if they had a different, cheaper “Fuck the Earth” […]

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I am going to teach you how to teach someone something so that they will remember.

Tell them what you’re going to tell them.
Tell them.
Tell them that you’ve told them.

That is how you teach someone something so that they will remember.

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This post was brought to you by the liquid manna that is Miller High Life.
Fans of fruitier drinks can disagree, but I kind of appreciate that beer comes out of my body the same color that it comes in. I don’t feel like there’s any transfer of pigment.
I’ve never thought about it before, but […]

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